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[rivka]

WINONA RYDER: "Oh, TOM HANKS please don't go away forever. I got your letter which eplained the ghastly misunderstanding. I now understand why you did what you did. And... I love you."

TOM HANKS: "And I love you, WINONA RYDER"

They kiss. They are in love.

LIVEJOURNAL.COM (DR. RIVKA): "'Let the stripper do the work,' the instructions advise condescendingly."

TOM HANKS and WINONA RYDER: You said it, LIVEJOURNAL.COM (DR. RIVKA). You said it.

Read the rest, and then let your own LJ co-star in a romantic comedy screenplay, right here.
(via agrumer)

Comments

[wcg.livejournal.com]

Here's mine. The fortune cookie is the best part.

[janetmiles.livejournal.com]

Heh. Much better than the LJ sitcom one I did some while ago. Here's mine.

I particularly like this part:

JULIA ROBERTS

I don't believe it,
JANETMILES.LIVEJOURNAL.COM! It's that horrible man
I instantly disliked. (Gasps) Oh no, he's coming
this way. What should I
say to him?

JANETMILES.LIVEJOURNAL.COM

However, in Anderson
County, commissioners on
Monday narrowly approved
an amended God resolution.

JULIA ROBERTS

I'm not sure that's quite
appropriate.

[minnaleigh.livejournal.com]

Hee! Mine was nowhere near as funny. It sounded like some obsessed NaNoWriMo fiend was selfishly focused on their writing instead of their friend's romantic predicament.

[rivka.livejournal.com]

Oh, I don't know - that certainly sounds like it has possibilities to me!

Of course, without the word 'stripper,' there's only so far that comedic potential can go.

(And happy birthday! Yay for another year of minnaleighness!)

[rivka.livejournal.com]

Oh, yours is great!

HELEN HUNT: "Gosh, WCG.LIVEJOURNAL.COM, there really is nothing like a Sunday afternoon drive, is there? Just you and me out on the road with the wind in our hair and not a care in the world. Why, at this moment I don't even care that I am single and alone."

WCG.LIVEJOURNAL.COM: "That's right up there with the frictionless table, the massless particle, and the spherical horse."

HELEN HUNT nods agreeably.

[wcg.livejournal.com]

Amazing.

[minnaleigh.livejournal.com]

Of course, without the word 'stripper,' there's only so far that comedic potential can go.

Maybe I should make several public posts with really interesting content and see what kind of movie I could make. Or I could just invent my own, I guess, using quotes from several people's journals.

(And happy birthday! Yay for another year of [info]minnaleighness!)

Thank you!

[oursin.livejournal.com]

Mine was just too weird: romantic comedy rescripted by Samuel Beckett, or possibly Ionesco.

[bcholmes.livejournal.com]

You broke my brain.

[rivka.livejournal.com]

Yay! I win!

[elusis.livejournal.com]

Mine (http://www.astonishingtales.com/php2/miscellany/webscreenplay/screenplay.php?filename=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.livejournal.com/users/elusis) reads rather like the "author" realized 2/3 of the way through that sie was meant to be writing about relationships, and is scrambling to catch up.