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[rivka]

I can't believe curiousangel didn't post about this first.

If the slightest possibility exists that Bruichladdich distillery on Islay is a threat to world peace, we need to know.

For it has been revealed that Ursula, a spy with the US Defence Threat Reduction Agency - "Our mission to safeguard the US and its allies from weapons of mass destruction" - has been monitoring the island distillery.

Apparently, it takes just a "tweak" - her words - in the process of making whisky and Bruichladdich could be churning out chemical weapons.

Comments

[thatwordgrrl.livejournal.com]

Oh I can see the ad copy now...

'Support your country. Drink Bruichladdich. Remember, the more you drink, the less there is for terrorists to use.'

:>

[rivka.livejournal.com]

I, for one, am willing to prove my patriotism at any moment.

[ororo.livejournal.com]

I'll drink to that.