Well, first off, I'd have to say that there's nothing in the main narrative to support the claim that you're "the biggest bitch in the world". Heck, I don't see anything to support your claiming to be any grade of bitch. The Health Club Clerk of Cluelessness asked you personal questions in a remarkably rude way. You became angry, and told her so in what I'd call an entirely appropriate manner. She then tried to ram her "apologies" down your throat and you accepted them. Personally, I think Miss Manners (http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/style/columns/missmanners/) [1] would have been proud.
But I wasn't there, so I suppose I'll just have to take your word for it that you're "the biggest bitch in the world". I'd completely forgotten that you'd had hip-replacement surgery until your Respectful of Otters (http://respectfulofotters.blogspot.com/2004_07_01_respectfulofotters_archive.html#109059992550481088) post on the subject. None of your userpics are of an obviously handicapped person, so my mental picture of you didn't include any sort of disability. Maybe you are in fact "the biggest bitch in the world", and I just didn't realize it.
Or maybe not.
[1] FYI, the Washington Post may or may not be requiring a free registration to get at the Miss Manners archives. I'm registered on their site, so I can't easily tell.
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But I wasn't there, so I suppose I'll just have to take your word for it that you're "the biggest bitch in the world". I'd completely forgotten that you'd had hip-replacement surgery until your Respectful of Otters (http://respectfulofotters.blogspot.com/2004_07_01_respectfulofotters_archive.html#109059992550481088) post on the subject. None of your userpics are of an obviously handicapped person, so my mental picture of you didn't include any sort of disability. Maybe you are in fact "the biggest bitch in the world", and I just didn't realize it.
Or maybe not.
[1] FYI, the Washington Post may or may not be requiring a free registration to get at the Miss Manners archives. I'm registered on their site, so I can't easily tell.