Thanksgiving in Williamsburg death march.

Members of my family who have vomited on this vacation: 2.
Members of my family who have had diarrhea: 2.
Members of my family who have been painfully constipated: 1.
Members of my family who have had a neon yellow runny nose: 1.
Members of my family who somehow scraped their forehead without anyone noticing: 1.
Impact of my residual breathing issues, in comparison: Negligible.
Thanksgiving in Williamsburg with chargirlgenius and family: priceless.