I have seen with my very own eyes a woman pouring Coca Cola into a toddler's bottle (yes, like a baby bottle, but held by a walking talking toddler with teeth) to - get this - *calm the toddler down*.

Uhuh.

A.
(Who would have ticked "yes" to "do you feed your child dessert?" on that survey, because we finished most meals with a bowl of pureed fruit...)