*grin* You just got Lesson No. 1 in Parent-Child Language Transmission: No matter how you struggle to teach Baby the words you want her to use, she will instantly pick up the one you'd just as soon she didn't.

Or so it was explained to me by my friend Tori, whose 2-year-old, Max, learned to shout a hearty "fuck!" after a single exposure when mama stepped through the theretofore undiscovered rotten floorboard in their laundry room.