Alex also demands, and gets, Goldilocks fanfic in which she occurs as a major character. Sometimes the stories about Goldilocks and Alex (Alex convinces Goldilocks to wait outside the three bears' house until they come home, and then ask for some porridge), but more often, Alex and Baby Bear go on long adventures together. Her appetite for these stories are endless.

She mostly just draws energy through the air, draining it directly from us.

That would actually explain a lot.