I am

[rivka]

Home.

Exhausted.

Sick with what I really hope is just asthma induced by some weird rural allergen (and thus soon to disappear now that I have returned to my native smog), and not incipient Martian Death Flu.

And... (drum roll, please)

...a fully qualified sex expert.

Going to bed now.

Comments

[hobbitbabe.livejournal.com]

[giggle] What does a fully qualified sex expert do when she goes to bed?

Take care of yourself. I'm glad you have tomorrow off.

[epi-lj.livejournal.com]

They should give you t-shirts that say that. :)

[eeyorerin]

Did you get a card to carry in your wallet? kalmn got a card.

[iamjw.livejournal.com]

...a fully qualified sex expert.

Going to bed now.

You know, there's just absolutely nothing that can be said to that :-)

[rivka.livejournal.com]

It would be nice to have a card to flash at juuust the right moment, wouldn't it? Alas, I didn't get one.

However, my name was submitted to the mysterious Secret Masters in Boston, and anyone wishing to know whether or not I am a sex expert can be referred to them. I get access to a Secret Web Page with Mysterious Resources, too.

[eeyorerin]

That's sufficient levels of secrecy to make up for not getting a laminated card, I think.

[therealjae.livejournal.com]

Was it fun? :-)

-J