I grew up finecombing my superfine hair either wet or with sticky insecticide on it (she typed, scratching) and have found that the modern method of combing with conditioner in is both easier and more effective (scratch, scratch). It's not fun, like, but it's bearable.

Apparently some people are not allergic to louse-bites and so do not get itchy. I am not one of those people (scratch, scratch).

Also, I completely over-reacted to a giant spider today. My hands are small, but it was palm-sized. That's too big.