Obligatory weird pregnancy dream.

[rivka]

I dreamed that I had twins, horrible tiny things like plastic dolls. I couldn't remember whether I was supposed to keep them underwater or not. I kept trying to fill their aquarium, which was like a baby carrier with fold-up sides that had to be adjusted with straps and buckles, so the water kept running out. I thought, "Shit! Their mouths aren't underwater! They can't breathe!" ...and then I wouldn't be sure. Were their mouths supposed to be underwater, or not underwater?

The good thing about weird pregnancy dreams is that, no matter what I do in real life, I will never be as awful a mother as I am in my dreams.