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Colin: "Waaah! I want Mommy! I want Mommy! No Mommy drink tea - Mommy carry boy! No wipe my nose! Waaah! I want see-sees! More see-sees! Waaah!"
Alex: "You'd better take MY temperature, because if one kid in a family is sick, the other one's going to get sick. Take MY temperature FIRST. I want to sit on your lap. You make me feel like you love Colin more than you love me."
Rivka: contemplates joining
childfree or seeking a transfer to a remote research station north of the Arctic Circle.
I feel much better physically, today, but nevertheless I am not having much fun.
Alex: "You'd better take MY temperature, because if one kid in a family is sick, the other one's going to get sick. Take MY temperature FIRST. I want to sit on your lap. You make me feel like you love Colin more than you love me."
Rivka: contemplates joining
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I feel much better physically, today, but nevertheless I am not having much fun.
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The word was "Measles," and the question, "Who was the grandmother of Invention?" These were the lines:—
The night was horribly dark,
The measles broke out in the Ark:
Little Japher, and Shem, and all the young Hams,
Were screaming at once for potatoes and clams.
And "What shall I do," said poor Mrs. Noah,
"All alone by myself in this terrible shower:
I know what I'll do: I'll step down in the hold,
And wake up a lioness grim and old,
And tie her close to the children's door,
And giver her a ginger-cake to roar
At the top of her voice for an hour or more;
And I'll tell the children to cease their din,
Or I'll let that grim old party in,
To stop their squeazles and likewise their measles."—
She practised this with the greatest success.
She was every one's grandmother, I guess.