I don't usually post links, but I can't resist.

[rivka]

Dear Small Boobs,

Life is full of surprises. I never thought I'd write a letter beginning "Dear Small Boobs." You never thought your breasts were too small. And this man of yours probably never thought he would come over to see you and find a giant dildo on your coffee table. It probably never occurred to him that you would point to it and tell him how much larger it is than his own penis and suggest that he have penis-enlargement surgery to correct his deficiency. But life is full of surprises.