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"It says you can go either way, so I'm just going to go straight." - [livejournal.com profile] therealjae.
"Well, I would have at least liked to have gotten a memo, instead of hearing it in front of all these people." - [livejournal.com profile] minnaleigh.

"I blew Misha on the streetcorner, and then he blew me back in the Visitor's Centre." - [livejournal.com profile] therealjae.

"He was very gentlemanly when he escorted me to the urinal." - [livejournal.com profile] minnaleigh, speaking of [livejournal.com profile] curiousangel.

"I like being a woman. There's no way I'm wrestling the keys away from the driver on a steep, twisty mountain road." - [livejournal.com profile] minnaleigh, fearing the SRS airbag.

"[livejournal.com profile] rivka's allowed to cross the line. I gave her permission, especially if she's meting out discipline back there." - [livejournal.com profile] minnaleigh.

"How is she like a screen door?" - [livejournal.com profile] therealjae.
"If you bang her real hard, she makes a loud noise." [livejournal.com profile] curiousangel.

"There's a number of horses. Of course, one is a number of horses." - [livejournal.com profile] rivka.
"Zero is a number of horses." - [livejournal.com profile] mouseman.
"Negative one is a number of horses." - [livejournal.com profile] curiousangel.
"Hey! Somebody stole my horse!" - [livejournal.com profile] rivka.
"The square root of negative one. That's an imaginary horse." - [livejournal.com profile] mouseman.

"Hoo-WEEE-oo!" - [livejournal.com profile] therealjae, an uncommon loon.
"Hou-OUI-Ou!" - [livejournal.com profile] therealjae, a French-speaking uncommon loon.

"You and I should go to the men's room. I can bring my ice." - [livejournal.com profile] minnaleigh, adding, after some reflection, "I never even thought about men's rooms until I met [livejournal.com profile] mouseman."

"They don't sell 'piercing remover' in little bottles at the drugstore." - [livejournal.com profile] rivka.

"I've never seen it when it's not there." - [livejournal.com profile] therealjae.

"You lost your thing, and you said no to all Reginas. You don't get to check out the services." - [livejournal.com profile] minnaleigh, to [livejournal.com profile] mouseman.
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