She needs a good swift kick in the ass. I was too tired to administer it.
Honestly, she deserved the Golden Stapler Award for Dramatic Exits (the Golden Stapler denoting a post in which it would be easier for the poster to keep the back of his or her hand against his or her forehead were a couple of staples administered - thunk, thunk). I need to make an icon, I think.

My response, the one I didn't post, was, "Don't let the door hit you in the ass on your way out." Yeesh.