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Real Live Preacher has a lot to say today:
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mactavish and Electrolite for introducing me to this reliable source of religious instruction.
"So you want to talk about homosexuality? YOU want to talk about homosexuality? You want to talk about homosexuALITY?
Sit down CHRIStian. Give me that bible you’re waving before you hurt yourself. I’m going to resist the temptation to snatch it from your hands and beat you with it. I am your worst nightmare, a Texas preacher who knows The Book better than you do.
You cannot wave your unread bible and scare me. I know its larger story and I will tear you a new biblical asshole."
Thanks to
mactavish and Electrolite for introducing me to this reliable source of religious instruction.
