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[rivka]

I can't believe curiousangel didn't post about this first.

If the slightest possibility exists that Bruichladdich distillery on Islay is a threat to world peace, we need to know.

For it has been revealed that Ursula, a spy with the US Defence Threat Reduction Agency - "Our mission to safeguard the US and its allies from weapons of mass destruction" - has been monitoring the island distillery.

Apparently, it takes just a "tweak" - her words - in the process of making whisky and Bruichladdich could be churning out chemical weapons.

Comments

[bunyip.livejournal.com]

It's only a threat to World Peace if it closes. ;-)

[geekymary.livejournal.com]

I'm particularly amused by the email they got about their webcam being down. Ursula apparently had no problem saying she was a US spy. Isn't that supposed to be, you know, secret?

[thatwordgrrl.livejournal.com]

Oh I can see the ad copy now...

'Support your country. Drink Bruichladdich. Remember, the more you drink, the less there is for terrorists to use.'

:>

[melebeth]

I hate to just make a one word comment, but....

*snort*

[wcg.livejournal.com]

Those Scots. The things they think of to use as weapons. First bagpipes, now whisky. (I imagine haggis has already been outlawed by the Geneva accords.)

[deyo.livejournal.com]

Yay! Whisky of Mass Destruction!

Or would it be Weapons of Mass Drunkenness?

[patgreene.livejournal.com]

This almost -- not quite, but almost -- makes me reconsider my opinion of Scotch as a vile substance. I almost wish I drank the stuff now. Do you suppse that there is any chance that they will come to consider the Cruzan distillery in Puerto Rico a threat to national security?

Hee!

[kightp.livejournal.com]

I've got to print this and mail it to my sister (who's sojourning in Colorado at the moment;) Bruichladdich is her favorite malt, and she knows the distillers. She will die of the giggles.