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[rivka]

I can't believe curiousangel didn't post about this first.

If the slightest possibility exists that Bruichladdich distillery on Islay is a threat to world peace, we need to know.

For it has been revealed that Ursula, a spy with the US Defence Threat Reduction Agency - "Our mission to safeguard the US and its allies from weapons of mass destruction" - has been monitoring the island distillery.

Apparently, it takes just a "tweak" - her words - in the process of making whisky and Bruichladdich could be churning out chemical weapons.

Comments

[patgreene.livejournal.com]

What is the old saying? "Those who love the law and love sausage should watch neither being made"? Or something like that.

[mishalak.livejournal.com]

I've always said that was silly. I mean if I didn't watch my sausage being made I could burst one of the casings or, worse, lose a finger or something! So I watch very carefully as the wonderful mixture of fat, pork, and lots of beef fills up the length of intestine. MMMM kielbasa! Nothing like home made!