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WINONA RYDER: "Oh, TOM HANKS please don't go away forever. I got your letter which eplained the ghastly misunderstanding. I now understand why you did what you did. And... I love you."

TOM HANKS: "And I love you, WINONA RYDER"

They kiss. They are in love.

LIVEJOURNAL.COM (DR. RIVKA): "'Let the stripper do the work,' the instructions advise condescendingly."

TOM HANKS and WINONA RYDER: You said it, LIVEJOURNAL.COM (DR. RIVKA). You said it.

Read the rest, and then let your own LJ co-star in a romantic comedy screenplay, right here.
(via agrumer)

Prescriptivism for the masses...

"Can you provide proof that something was once part of English usage, which doesn't come from (*sneer*) the popular literature of the time?"

*banging head on keyboard*