Ooh, nifty toy.

[rivka]

(This only works for people who have paid accounts.)

http://www.antispin.net/~martine/cgi-bin/insanity.cgi?rivka (substitute your LJ username for mine at the end of the URL) is a LJ precis generator. It cobbles together random bits of your journal to form a muddled, yet poetic paragraph. The results resemble something you might retrieve from a random dip into the dreaming mind: there are all the people and things that have been much on your mind, oddly juxtaposed and with their contexts obscured.

Here's one of mine:

The late last of a child. O little two it's not I would be going to be my internship: quick kiss on Saturday Night year. And had an autoimmune the tastes of time but it was the house to take the continental if we tried to my the restroom, Sam: who don't see that to the only works for the fault, because I'm a small and planning a small and I feel motivated to go. For my pile of great someone has delayed things to a cold at least it's Going to flirt. It too busy to the living room for Thanksgiving.

and here's another:

So much of getting up a dreadful has such as the art, would never seen the steering wasn't working at least five things to Maryland. But old carols. Damn, damn, it was just going to my a week night; I was their appointments; living room for a revised research plan and powerless, there was Going but I was a higher: titer. It's not me construct an intern for myself. But at the cheap aluminum cookie press of lamb his corner?

Oh, I am way too captivated by this.

Comments

WWWWWeeeird.

[peaberry.livejournal.com]

I didn't expect it to be as captivating as it is, actually.

Um, thanks? :)