Google meme
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rivkaLong ago, the Google meme involving a search for "yourname is" gave me my LJ biography: "The story of Rivka is filled with secrets, hints, and examples of proper behavior." Sadly, Google is largely silent on Rivka's needs. (The only thing it turns up is some sort of Torah commentary which is chock full of HoYay.) Googling on my legal name, we find that:
Rebecca needs enlightenment!
I think Rebecca needs to get out and find a boyfriend.
Rebecca needs a family that will provide her love and support, and understand that she can make mistakes without giving up on her.
Rebecca needs just one good, meaty, dramatic role, and the chances of her skyrocketing into fame will increase tenfold.
Rebecca needs to account for her time between Ali's childhood and now. Surely she wasn't just collecting dust in a dark room, under a blanket.
Rebecca needs to win at least one, this is getting ridiculous!
Rebecca needs other people to help her move around, to wash and to feed her.
Rebecca needs to get to California, but she can't join the wagon train unless she is married, so she begins a hasty search.
Her boyfriend is a muscled up himbo, a 'top supermodel' if you will, and this is all Rebecca needs to feel like her life is complete.
I say that Rebecca needs no airbrushing in the first place. She's beautiful as is.
Rebecca needs to learn how to be a mother, and Emily needs to learn how to be a super-hero.
Rebecca needs evidence.
Rebecca needs such jewels no longer, for she is to become a servant of her God, caring for the less fortunate.
Rebecca needs to get to the top; she needs to be lifted. No problem. We'll lift her.
Rebecca needs your help. In groups of five you will create a personal wellness plan for her.
Rebecca needs to admit to holding onto a big secret before she can blow those sneezes away.
Rebecca needs enlightenment!
I think Rebecca needs to get out and find a boyfriend.
Rebecca needs a family that will provide her love and support, and understand that she can make mistakes without giving up on her.
Rebecca needs just one good, meaty, dramatic role, and the chances of her skyrocketing into fame will increase tenfold.
Rebecca needs to account for her time between Ali's childhood and now. Surely she wasn't just collecting dust in a dark room, under a blanket.
Rebecca needs to win at least one, this is getting ridiculous!
Rebecca needs other people to help her move around, to wash and to feed her.
Rebecca needs to get to California, but she can't join the wagon train unless she is married, so she begins a hasty search.
Her boyfriend is a muscled up himbo, a 'top supermodel' if you will, and this is all Rebecca needs to feel like her life is complete.
I say that Rebecca needs no airbrushing in the first place. She's beautiful as is.
Rebecca needs to learn how to be a mother, and Emily needs to learn how to be a super-hero.
Rebecca needs evidence.
Rebecca needs such jewels no longer, for she is to become a servant of her God, caring for the less fortunate.
Rebecca needs to get to the top; she needs to be lifted. No problem. We'll lift her.
Rebecca needs your help. In groups of five you will create a personal wellness plan for her.
Rebecca needs to admit to holding onto a big secret before she can blow those sneezes away.
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Date: 2005-10-08 02:26 am (UTC)I say that Rebecca needs no airbrushing in the first place. She's beautiful as is.
Well, duh!
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Date: 2005-10-08 02:47 am (UTC)I'm thinking there might be a bit of a time problem...
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Date: 2005-10-08 05:38 am (UTC)