OMGWTF?!

Dec. 12th, 2005 01:21 pm
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a stuffed TELEVISION, for God's sake

No, thank you, I don't actually think a cuddly, animal-shaped toddler TV will "stretch my child's imagination." I'd be interested to know how the copywriter manages to shave after writing a line like that; how does he look himself in the mirror?

Sheesh. I mean, okay, I try not to participate in "death of American culture, film at 11" handwringing. But who the hell would dream up a huggable television for babies?

Date: 2005-12-12 06:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fairoriana.livejournal.com
There's some scary statistic I can't recall on the number of like 2 year olds with a tv in their room...

Date: 2005-12-12 06:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chargirlgenius.livejournal.com
Last I read, it was 26%.

Date: 2005-12-12 06:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fairoriana.livejournal.com
Unbelievable. The mind boggles. I mean, I don't have a tv set in my bedroom. TV is a living room thing, right?

Date: 2005-12-12 07:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] geekymary.livejournal.com
I refuse to have a TV in my bedroom. That's how they get you.

Date: 2005-12-12 08:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] richtermom.livejournal.com
We don't even keep our tv in the living room. Our TV is away from where we eat most of our meals, away from where we entertain most of our guests, and out of all our bedrooms.

However, due to the location of the TV we spend a lot more time in there than we would have otherwise :^|

Date: 2005-12-12 10:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] porcinea.livejournal.com
Yes, we have a similar setup. We call it "the den of iniquity".

Date: 2005-12-13 12:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mactavish.livejournal.com
When I grew up, we had one out in the family room, usually a hand-me-down from one of mom's friends, when they upgraded. When ours broke, it was broken until someone else gave us one.

Twenty years later, I went to visit the home of my (then) roommate, where her father, mother, and brother lived. They each had a TV in their room, parents with separate rooms (my primary partner and I have separate rooms, but so we can sleep, rather than to be apart), and each sat and watched TV all frigging day when they were home. My ex-roomie had a TV in her room, which she only used when she visited them, and they'd each heat their meals in the microwave and bring them into bed and the TV. I think I saw neither her parents nor her brother for more than a total of 30 minutes during the week I stayed with her, and that in passing to/from the bathroom or kitchen.

I think I decided then that my bedroom, and if I had kids, my kids' bedrooms, would stay TV-free.

Date: 2005-12-12 06:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] richtermom.livejournal.com
Apparently Squeaky was watching a Blues Clues video the other day and partway through she just got up, ran at the TV and started kissing Joe.

So a snuggly tv would probably not be a good idea.

Date: 2005-12-12 06:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lietya.livejournal.com
....wow. I'm boggling.

$300 for something a kid would use for a year or three, too. I'm guessing both the copywriter and the inventor are going to make a bundle off of this.

Date: 2005-12-12 06:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chargirlgenius.livejournal.com
Sweet! I'm *so* going to post that on my iVillage site for the mommies who think that hearing more words on tv will make their kids talk earlier.

Date: 2005-12-12 07:59 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] pir-anha.livejournal.com
hey, it works for parrots!

BBQ

Date: 2005-12-12 06:47 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] ailbhe
Perhaps he'll cut his own throat, shaving with his eyes closed.

Re: BBQ

Date: 2005-12-12 07:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] filkerdave.livejournal.com
For what it's worth, I shave in the shower, entirely by feel.

But I'm boggled at a stuffed TV

Date: 2005-12-12 06:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rickvs.livejournal.com
It'll stretch your child's imagination by sparking curiousity about what crime the poor giraffe committed that warranted the replacement of its organs with a television.

If I had children, I probably wouldn't buy it, same as I wouldn't buy a cartoon shampoo bottle that required me to twist off Winnie the Pooh's head to access the shampoo.

As a side note, having written ad copy myself, I can assure you that whoever penned that line stopped casting a reflection long before Hannspree hired them :>

Date: 2005-12-12 07:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lilmasterhenry.livejournal.com
Oh. My.

I never thought of it that way.

Date: 2005-12-12 07:12 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] cheshyre
Have you seen http://www.babybushtoys.com/ yet?

At least we know that's parody...

Date: 2005-12-12 07:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] neonnurse.livejournal.com
Same type who thought up Teletubbies?

Date: 2005-12-12 07:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] minnehaha.livejournal.com
Um, have you seen the Teletubbies?

B

Date: 2005-12-12 08:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rivka.livejournal.com
Well, yeah, but at least toy Teletubbies aren't real TVs - they're stuffed dolls that kids can play with in imaginative ways.

Date: 2005-12-12 08:03 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] pir-anha.livejournal.com
it's unlikely to stretch any toddler's imagination, but it's stretching mine -- i mean, televisions are boring boxes taking up space in the living room. i'm all for creative case mods. :) i wouldn't go for the giraffe, because that's not subversive enough. hm...

Date: 2005-12-12 08:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rivka.livejournal.com
Well, yeah, but this is being specifically marketed for small children - big buttons, no sharp edges. Their designs (http://www.jr.com/JRProductPage.process?Product=4064382) for adults (http://www.jr.com/JRProductPage.process?Product=4067407) don't bother me at all.

Date: 2005-12-13 07:43 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] pir-anha.livejournal.com
oh no, "the ultimate male lifestyle TV"! *cackle*. i see that one has many sharp edges.

i dunno -- especially marketing TVs for children that small boggles me, but i don't have a good feeling for how many parents actually use TV as a part-time babysitter; i just know it as a stereotype, right up there with cops and their liking for donuts (and i trust it about equally). is this toddler TV a proven winning concept, or is it a one-off idea that will fizzle? since i'd only be making WAGs it was more fun to think up case mods for my own butt-ugly TV.

Date: 2005-12-13 03:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rivka.livejournal.com
i don't have a good feeling for how many parents actually use TV as a part-time babysitter; i just know it as a stereotype, right up there with cops and their liking for donuts (and i trust it about equally).

The average one-year-old watches two hours of TV a day, and it rises to 3.6 hours for three-year-olds. About 1/3 of families keep the TV on all the time, even if no one is watching it. And as others in this thread have quoted, 26% of toddlers have TVs in their bedrooms. It doesn't seem like there's much doubt that American kids are exposed to quite a bit of TV from a very early age.

Date: 2005-12-12 08:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wiredferret.livejournal.com
Wow. That scares me.

And if it's small and portable, how do you know/control what the kids are viewing?

Date: 2005-12-12 08:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rivka.livejournal.com
if it's small and portable, how do you know/control what the kids are viewing?

Sheesh, Wired! You trust the benevolence of the networks.

Date: 2005-12-12 08:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] saoba.livejournal.com
I am appalled.

That's right, buy your child an appliance they can hug. It'll keep the little beggar out of your hair. Sheesh.

Our niece was given a television/dvdplayer for her room last Christmas. It is not hooked up to cable, she is not allowed to keep the DVDs in her room and she is not supposed to turn it on without express permission. She's also six years old and her parents were looking to give her a chance to watch her movies and dancealong DVDs without the 'help' of her two year old brother. I wouldn't say it would be my first choice but at least they gave it some thought. She earns TV time by doing age appropriate chores.

Date: 2005-12-12 08:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ailsaek.livejournal.com
No way would I buy one of those for David. But I passed by the display of them at a store a whiel back, and my first thought on seeing the one that looks like a sheep is that it would be the perfect present for Kathy (who is 19, may I add).

Huggy TVs for small children bad. Surreally ubercute TVs for tennagers hilarious. IMO of course.

Date: 2005-12-12 09:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] janetmiles.livejournal.com
Okay, having nothing to do with televisions, but this seems like a good place to ask.

About the time Alex was born, I started crocheting a stuffed toy for her. Then I lost it. I've found it again.

Is Alex too old now for a stuffed bumble-bee?

Date: 2005-12-13 08:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rivka.livejournal.com
I wouldn't think so. She would probably find it just as tasty now as when she was younger. ;-) Thanks!

Date: 2005-12-29 03:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] janetmiles.livejournal.com
Would you e-mail me at janetmiles@chartertn.net with a mailing address, please?

Date: 2005-12-12 09:13 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] geekchick
I wouldn't buy one for a very young child, but I would quite possibly buy one for me. I'm a sucker for "cute".

umm....

Date: 2005-12-12 10:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tendyl.livejournal.com
I think I'm going to mentally twitch some more. But a huggable television for babies?!?!? *shudder* Anyone buys that for the Montie and they're getting it back and told 'find another gift'. *shudder*

Date: 2005-12-12 10:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] porcinea.livejournal.com
33% off!

Date: 2005-12-13 12:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mactavish.livejournal.com
Oooh, I'm gonna get this for DJ and Zoe!

Date: 2005-12-13 06:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] marykaykare.livejournal.com
People like my sister whose family has, if I remember correctly, seven televisons in a house which holds 4 people. A very large one in the den, a small one in the kitchen, a medium sized one in the downstairs guest room, a large one in Sis and Gary's room. There's a large one in the upstairs den as well and each of the kids has one. Eeek.

MKK

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