rivka: (stop)
rivka ([personal profile] rivka) wrote2006-07-28 04:23 pm

PSA

How not to get into my research study: Part 17283 of a continuing series.

1. Call me "baby."

1a. Call me "baby" again, after I already told you not to.

2. "When did you last use heroin or cocaine?" (Voice slurring, eyes drooping, head rolling and nodding) "When? It was juuuuust... before... I got... clean."

[identity profile] going-not-gone.livejournal.com 2006-07-28 09:32 pm (UTC)(link)
The reply to "When did you last use heroin or cocaine?" clearly should have been, "what time is it?" Because I suspect the time could have been measured in hours, if not minutes.

[identity profile] rivka.livejournal.com 2006-07-28 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Heh. Yeah, we've had people look over at the clock before.

[identity profile] going-not-gone.livejournal.com 2006-07-29 12:43 am (UTC)(link)
That line goes back to one morning when I awoke to find a strange man wandering my apartment. He disappeared into the bathroom, and I asked my roommate when she'd met him.

ah, youth.