PSA

[rivka]

How not to get into my research study: Part 17283 of a continuing series.

1. Call me "baby."

1a. Call me "baby" again, after I already told you not to.

2. "When did you last use heroin or cocaine?" (Voice slurring, eyes drooping, head rolling and nodding) "When? It was juuuuust... before... I got... clean."

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[sashajwolf.livejournal.com]

In London, I usually get "love" from men of any age and women of the same age as me or younger, and "dear" from women who are distinctly older than I am. In Glasgow, it would be "hen" from both groups, which I've always found rather endearing.