I can't help it!

[rivka]

Okay, the hell with work. Let's Googlewhack.

My first successful Googlewhack:
buccal resplendence (score = 188,790,000)

My next Googlewhacks successively declined in score, a disturbing trend:
buccal sempiternal (98,084,000)

fulgidity manor (71,760,000)

oleaginous antidisestablishmentarianism (66,155,000)

But then I hit pay dirt and broke a billion:
meningocele pornography (8,177,400,000!)

I've discovered two unexpected roadblocks in my (it must be conceded) brief search for the perfect Googlewhack:

(1) Far too many people have Cool Words sites. The truly unusual words tend to appear together in lists of truly unusual words. How unfair.

(2) Why does a search for "opisthognathous porn" produce site summaries like these?

(from a site offering pornographic pictures of fat women)
opisthognathous procrastinator brachycephalization Pictures Ugly Fat Women. valetudinarianism interjoist triphaser.

(from a site offering pics of allegedly "accidental" exposures of cheerleaders)
overcoated nonoffensive opisthognathous...her mouth caused his nuts to Free Upskirt Cheerleader free pantyhose porn pics tighten up and his cock to spurt a huge...
(mercifully, the Google summary ended there.)

Comments

[rivka.livejournal.com]

The score is figured by multiplying the number of hits for each of the individual words. That way, the more common your two words are, the higher score you get for finding a combination that only occurs once.

Thus, a good strategy for finding a high-scoring Googlewhack is to take an extremely common word (pornography = 2-million-plus Google hits) and try to combine it with a word so abstruse and unrelated that they're unlikely to occur on the same page. Even if the abstruse word only has a couple hundred hits by itself, multiplied together you'll still get a good score.