I can't help it!
Jan. 30th, 2002 10:24 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
rivkaOkay, the hell with work. Let's Googlewhack.
My first successful Googlewhack:
buccal resplendence (score = 188,790,000)
My next Googlewhacks successively declined in score, a disturbing trend:
buccal sempiternal (98,084,000)
fulgidity manor (71,760,000)
oleaginous antidisestablishmentarianism (66,155,000)
But then I hit pay dirt and broke a billion:
meningocele pornography (8,177,400,000!)
I've discovered two unexpected roadblocks in my (it must be conceded) brief search for the perfect Googlewhack:
(1) Far too many people have Cool Words sites. The truly unusual words tend to appear together in lists of truly unusual words. How unfair.
(2) Why does a search for "opisthognathous porn" produce site summaries like these?
(from a site offering pornographic pictures of fat women)
opisthognathous procrastinator brachycephalization Pictures Ugly Fat Women. valetudinarianism interjoist triphaser.
(from a site offering pics of allegedly "accidental" exposures of cheerleaders)
overcoated nonoffensive opisthognathous...her mouth caused his nuts to Free Upskirt Cheerleader free pantyhose porn pics tighten up and his cock to spurt a huge...
(mercifully, the Google summary ended there.)
My first successful Googlewhack:
buccal resplendence (score = 188,790,000)
My next Googlewhacks successively declined in score, a disturbing trend:
buccal sempiternal (98,084,000)
fulgidity manor (71,760,000)
oleaginous antidisestablishmentarianism (66,155,000)
But then I hit pay dirt and broke a billion:
meningocele pornography (8,177,400,000!)
I've discovered two unexpected roadblocks in my (it must be conceded) brief search for the perfect Googlewhack:
(1) Far too many people have Cool Words sites. The truly unusual words tend to appear together in lists of truly unusual words. How unfair.
(2) Why does a search for "opisthognathous porn" produce site summaries like these?
(from a site offering pornographic pictures of fat women)
opisthognathous procrastinator brachycephalization Pictures Ugly Fat Women. valetudinarianism interjoist triphaser.
(from a site offering pics of allegedly "accidental" exposures of cheerleaders)
overcoated nonoffensive opisthognathous...her mouth caused his nuts to Free Upskirt Cheerleader free pantyhose porn pics tighten up and his cock to spurt a huge...
(mercifully, the Google summary ended there.)
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Inspired by our discussion over lunch...
Date: 2002-01-30 10:31 am (UTC)Searching for electroluminescent zygote resulted in a Googlewhack with a score of 1559040000 (25600 x 60900).
Not bad. I'll see if I can think of any others as the afternoon progresses.
Re: Inspired by our discussion over lunch...
Date: 2002-01-30 10:52 am (UTC)Re: Inspired by our discussion over lunch...
Date: 2002-01-30 11:16 am (UTC)I love you too dear. If I am godlike, it's due to your inspiration.