I can't help it!

[rivka]

Okay, the hell with work. Let's Googlewhack.

My first successful Googlewhack:
buccal resplendence (score = 188,790,000)

My next Googlewhacks successively declined in score, a disturbing trend:
buccal sempiternal (98,084,000)

fulgidity manor (71,760,000)

oleaginous antidisestablishmentarianism (66,155,000)

But then I hit pay dirt and broke a billion:
meningocele pornography (8,177,400,000!)

I've discovered two unexpected roadblocks in my (it must be conceded) brief search for the perfect Googlewhack:

(1) Far too many people have Cool Words sites. The truly unusual words tend to appear together in lists of truly unusual words. How unfair.

(2) Why does a search for "opisthognathous porn" produce site summaries like these?

(from a site offering pornographic pictures of fat women)
opisthognathous procrastinator brachycephalization Pictures Ugly Fat Women. valetudinarianism interjoist triphaser.

(from a site offering pics of allegedly "accidental" exposures of cheerleaders)
overcoated nonoffensive opisthognathous...her mouth caused his nuts to Free Upskirt Cheerleader free pantyhose porn pics tighten up and his cock to spurt a huge...
(mercifully, the Google summary ended there.)

Comments

[mathochist.livejournal.com]

It's fun to try to get the *lowest* score, too. I wonder whether, somewhere out there, there are two words which only occur on one website, and neither occurs elsewhere, giving a score of 1. Not very likely with actual words, is it... misspellings or names are more likely there, I think. Hmmm....

[rivka.livejournal.com]

"Warholesque gringe." (346,320)

What's gringe? Largely, it appears to be a mispelling of "Grinch." But one site offered a definition: Mac calls this new
style "gringe, because it's sort of grunge with a grin on its face." I've decided that this makes it legitimate enough to claim. :)