I can't help it!

[rivka]

Okay, the hell with work. Let's Googlewhack.

My first successful Googlewhack:
buccal resplendence (score = 188,790,000)

My next Googlewhacks successively declined in score, a disturbing trend:
buccal sempiternal (98,084,000)

fulgidity manor (71,760,000)

oleaginous antidisestablishmentarianism (66,155,000)

But then I hit pay dirt and broke a billion:
meningocele pornography (8,177,400,000!)

I've discovered two unexpected roadblocks in my (it must be conceded) brief search for the perfect Googlewhack:

(1) Far too many people have Cool Words sites. The truly unusual words tend to appear together in lists of truly unusual words. How unfair.

(2) Why does a search for "opisthognathous porn" produce site summaries like these?

(from a site offering pornographic pictures of fat women)
opisthognathous procrastinator brachycephalization Pictures Ugly Fat Women. valetudinarianism interjoist triphaser.

(from a site offering pics of allegedly "accidental" exposures of cheerleaders)
overcoated nonoffensive opisthognathous...her mouth caused his nuts to Free Upskirt Cheerleader free pantyhose porn pics tighten up and his cock to spurt a huge...
(mercifully, the Google summary ended there.)

Comments

Not a bad second effort either

[wcg.livejournal.com]

Sticking with the initial idea, I tried electroluminiscent mandolin. The result? 8,882,500,000 and I'm in 4th place overall. (At least for the moment.)

Re: Not a bad second effort either

[rivka.livejournal.com]

Where do you see overall rankings? I missed those.

I still haven't found anything to beat "meningocele pornography," but I did pretty well with "stevedore lactation" (6,438,500,000), plus whatever additional value accrues from the incongruity factor.

Also, for sheer amusement value, I offer "onanism marksmanship." (464,651,000).

Re: Not a bad second effort either

[wcg.livejournal.com]

The top ten rankings are new within the past couple of hours. When last I looked, Angi and I were side by side there. No idea if either of us is still there or not.

You're getting some very nice results. I agree that the incongruity of the words is an undervalued quality.