I can't help it!

[rivka]

Okay, the hell with work. Let's Googlewhack.

My first successful Googlewhack:
buccal resplendence (score = 188,790,000)

My next Googlewhacks successively declined in score, a disturbing trend:
buccal sempiternal (98,084,000)

fulgidity manor (71,760,000)

oleaginous antidisestablishmentarianism (66,155,000)

But then I hit pay dirt and broke a billion:
meningocele pornography (8,177,400,000!)

I've discovered two unexpected roadblocks in my (it must be conceded) brief search for the perfect Googlewhack:

(1) Far too many people have Cool Words sites. The truly unusual words tend to appear together in lists of truly unusual words. How unfair.

(2) Why does a search for "opisthognathous porn" produce site summaries like these?

(from a site offering pornographic pictures of fat women)
opisthognathous procrastinator brachycephalization Pictures Ugly Fat Women. valetudinarianism interjoist triphaser.

(from a site offering pics of allegedly "accidental" exposures of cheerleaders)
overcoated nonoffensive opisthognathous...her mouth caused his nuts to Free Upskirt Cheerleader free pantyhose porn pics tighten up and his cock to spurt a huge...
(mercifully, the Google summary ended there.)

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By the way...

[trinker.livejournal.com]

Too popular for its own good:

http://www.acesup.com/yeti/2002_01_27_archive.html#9207243

Well, my 15 seconds of Internet fame are over -- the Googlewhacker 74 Zillion got shut down due to bandwidth problems. I'll see if I can't get someone else to host it. Thanks to my very cool ISP Drizzle for putting up with it as long as they did.


By the way, I found a java-based Googlewhacker through (the currently unreachable) daypop yesterday evening. If you know the URL I'd appreciate it if you'd drop me a line so that I can make mention of it here.


Update: The java-based Googlewhacker was here, but it, too, has been yanked. That was fun while it lasted.