OMGWTF conversations with my daughter.

[rivka]

Alex: Tell me a story about me and Nick and Allie.
Me: One day, Alex and Nick and Allie wanted to do something really special. So they decided to...
Alex: (with great glee) They decided to dig up CHILDREN'S BONES!

Comments

[minnaleigh.livejournal.com]

I'm so glad I haven't been babysitting Alex. Usually I'm the prime suspect when kids of my acquaintance start talking about buried bodies ;-)

[saoba.livejournal.com]

Me too.

Whenever parents I know look at each other and say 'where on earth did *small child* learn that!?!' I tend to be onhte short list of suspects.

Every child deserves a crazy aunt who will teach them rude songs, right?

[meglimir.livejournal.com]

Oh, my, I'm pro'ly a bad mom then. I taught my kids the rude songs m'self. Their aunt taught 'em to belch.