No, the airport event will be on the day she carries a vaginal speculum in her purse. (Assuming you've not switched to plastic yet, [Unknown site tag]? Some of us are still old skool with the metal specs.)

It does put a little sparkle in the tedious process of going through the high-school security gates, though.

The important question is, what color is the dental dam? Does it match your underwear? My mother always drilled home the "wear clean undies or the ER staff will be appalled," so I can only assume that the dental dam thing is an extension of that. (wink)