I am way too young for this conversation with my daughter.

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Alex and I were talking about growing up. She plans to grow as big as Sarah who dyed her hair blue (this is the teen we chaperoned at SUUSI), and then stop growing. She was asking how big I am, and how big her father is. Then I asked,

Me: Do you think you'll have a baby grow inside you someday, when you grow up?
Alex: No, I don't want a baby.
Me: You know, that's totally up to you. You don't need to have a baby if you don't really want one.
Alex: But someone might give me a baby. A boy might send some sperm into my uterus.
Me: (utterly dying): Only if you say it's okay. If you don't want a baby, you can say no.
Alex: What if someone wants to, and I don't?
Me: Then you say, 'No. I don't want to.'
Alex: Oh. Okay.

Oh. My. God. I know she doesn't... she doesn't know what she's implying. She really doesn't. But oh my God.

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FWIW: When I was little, my Mom was GREAT about telling me all about how babies are made, and I was still completely unsure about the whole "how the sperm gets inside" bit. I could totally imagine me saying something similar. It all just seemed so... mystical. Random.

N.

[ailbhe]

When Linnea was first born, I knew it was all a big lie. There is NO WAY that could lead to this.

You couldn't make it up.