rivka: (RE)
rivka ([personal profile] rivka) wrote2009-01-28 07:55 pm

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Alex continues to be fascinated by all things Baby Jesus. She knows quite a few "Baby Jesus songs" - Christmas carols, to the rest of us - and sings them at every opportunity. Even at nursery school, which is supposed to be a Christmas-free (because it's a religion-free) environment.

Well. Tonight Alex reported to us matter-of-factly:

"Mr. Rob said that Jesus is going to come back. But I told him no, he's already dead."




After a brief initial pissed-off reaction, I've decided I'm okay with Mr. Rob saying this to her. I had heard that she sang him some Baby Jesus songs, and I'm quite sure that she is the one who initiated the Jesus talk. He had no way of knowing that she isn't actually being raised Christian. I actually feel a little sorry for him, being met with such a calm and assured contradiction.

I hope she didn't go on to tell him her ideas about Beezus, Jesus' twin sister who "was born in the same stable and had the same animals and also grew up to be an important teacher."

[identity profile] hobbitbabe.livejournal.com 2009-01-29 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
Ramona's sister must be a namesake of that one?

[identity profile] rivka.livejournal.com 2009-01-29 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, yes. I think we've read four of the Ramona books.

[identity profile] txanne.livejournal.com 2009-01-29 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
Or Romana-fana-fo-feezus, their Time Lord cousin.

[identity profile] mactavish.livejournal.com 2009-01-29 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
/dies

(repeatedly)

[identity profile] beaq.livejournal.com 2009-02-01 08:36 am (UTC)(link)
/changes profile name

[identity profile] cynthia1960.livejournal.com 2009-01-29 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, lordy, I would want to be a fly on the wall when he hears about Beezus.

[identity profile] moobabe.livejournal.com 2009-01-29 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
Beezus... oh, I have no words, that's so funny.

You have no idea HOW MUCH I needed that laugh.

[identity profile] mactavish.livejournal.com 2009-01-29 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
I hope she told him about Beezus. :D

[identity profile] beaq.livejournal.com 2009-01-29 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
I *totally* AWTC.

[identity profile] xiphias.livejournal.com 2009-01-29 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
. . . she's going to start her own religion, isn't she?

[identity profile] rivka.livejournal.com 2009-01-29 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
The beauty of Unitarian-Universalism is that, unless she decides that her theology ought to be dogma accepted by everyone, she doesn't have to.

wow

[identity profile] going-not-gone.livejournal.com 2009-01-29 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
I totally love the idea of Jesus having a twin sister named Beezus.

[identity profile] womzilla.livejournal.com 2009-01-29 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
I thought that scholars had decided that the references to Beezus the Just in Josephus were all later interpolations?

[identity profile] dornbeast.livejournal.com 2009-01-29 04:27 pm (UTC)(link)
(Lie Mode: ON)
This isn't about the scholars and their opinions! This is about divine inspiration! Or maybe it's just too much sugar.
(Lie Mode: OFF)

[identity profile] wcg.livejournal.com 2009-01-29 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
I want to know more about their mother when she ran the Nazareth volunteer fire department.

[identity profile] nex0s.livejournal.com 2009-01-29 02:34 pm (UTC)(link)
... I think she may be on to something with that Beezus thing!

N.

[identity profile] lizardling.livejournal.com 2009-01-29 08:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Re: Beezus: SNORT. :D :D