Conversations with my daughter.

[rivka]

Alex: Why do we always do the same old thing? I want you to make me a fancy lunch.
Me: What did you have in mind?
Alex: A little pig that looks like it's alive and has an apple in its mouth.
Me: You're planning to eat an entire roast suckling pig for lunch?
Alex: Half. (beat) The front half.

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