Conversations with my son.

[rivka]

Michael: Colin, are you going to plot world domination?
Colin: (gropes at waistband.) First Colin pants off.

Comments

[klwalton.livejournal.com]

*Excellent*!!

[janetmiles.livejournal.com]

Boy has his priorities straight!

[moobabe.livejournal.com]

Hee, that's exactly what I was thinking.

[lizzibabe.livejournal.com]

oh dear. now i'm flashing back to Nextwave: Agents of H.A.T.E.: "Fing Fang Foom PUT YOU IN HIS PANTS!"

[redbird]

A lad who has his priorities straight, I see.

[kcobweb.livejournal.com]

He has a plan! A cunning plan!

[irismoonlight.livejournal.com]

That first step is crucial.

[treadpath.livejournal.com]

I find that pants hinder my world domination strategy plans too. You really have to be comfortable before you start trying to take over the world.

[melebeth]

Oddly enough, I find that it's my unwillingness to put ON pants that often hinders my attempts at world domination.

[lizardling.livejournal.com]

XD

Gondor has no pants. Gondor needs no pants. And apparently, so does Colin!

[matthewwdaly.livejournal.com]

Steps to world domination

Phase 1) Colin pants off
Phase 2) ?
Phase 3) Profit

[acceberskoorb.livejournal.com]

ha!

[janetmiles.livejournal.com]

One of my co-workers has a daughter who's just a bit older than Colin. She (my co-worker, not the daughter) reports this recent conversation.

Co-worker (C): Almost time for bed.

Daughter (D): No!

C: Yes, it's night-time, almost time for bed.

D: No, it not night time. It day time. Moon not out. Stars not out.

C: If it's day time, where is the sun?

D: *looks over her shoulder* It around here someplace.

[reonyea.livejournal.com]

Brilliant!