Just for Jennie...

[rivka]

Alan: The boat does not appear to be an allegory of any kind.
Sean: Well, yeah - not for you. I've seen your boat.
Alan: [speechless]
Sean: It's fat, but not very big.

Swear. To. God.

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[minnaleigh.livejournal.com]

Thanks for a much needed laugh! I'm still giggling. That story *so* has to be written.

Alan: "What got into you tonight?"
Sean:(suggestively) "I'll show you my boat if you show me yours."
Alan: "That is the worst pick up line that I've ever heard!"
Sean: "Well, I'm not really trying to pick you up. We're way past that. I've done a lot more with your boat than just look at it!"
Alan: (blushing and looking around) "Sean!!"
Sean: "In fact, I'd say that I can navigate your boat almost as well as I can navigate my own."
Alan: (still blushing and looking adorable) "Could you at least wait until we're back on the bus?"
Sean: "Whatever you say, Captain, my Captain!"

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[rivka.livejournal.com]

Hee! This is great. See, this is what we should be working on instead of our respective dissertations.

Poor Jennie.

[geminigirl]

I wanna read it if it ever does get written...