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[rivka]

I rode the MARC train to work on Thursday. It was the day after Halloween, so they had a little bowl of lollipops by the cash register. I took one with red printing on the wrapper, because I usually like cherry and strawberry flavors the best.

This evening I found the lollipop in my jacket pocket and unwrapped it. The actual lollipop was yellow, not red, so I figured it must be lemon or something.

It was not.

Buttered popcorn flavor.

Buttered popcorn flavor.

Buttered popcorn flavor.

I want to amputate my tongue.

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seeb

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*This* is the sort of thing the Office of Homeland Security should be focusing on. Willy Wonka gone bad. Well...gone worse.

There really is nothing quite like it.

I wonder when they will come out with nacho cheese flavored candy.