Quick midwife report.

For some reason, my midwives think my due date is two days later than I thought it was. So here I was all proud of being in the 36th week, and instead I am only 35w5d. You can stop feeling sorry for my unbelievably bulbous self now, because apparently I'm not that pregnant. ( Read more... )

Hypochondriacal preschooler report.

This morning's excuse: "I'm too sick to go to school because my heart is pumping my blood in the wrong direction."

I offered to take her straight to the hospital. She declined.