Have you ever seen 6 Degrees of Seperation by John Guare?
"You know what Rich People really like? Jam!"
"Really?"
"Really! If you want to say thank you to a Rich Person, send them a pot of jam! Raspberry... or.. strawberry. With a little red checked cloth on top of it. They love that."
Sadly, I don't know where to get jam online. I tend to either make it, or trade for it. In NYC I have a favorite jam, but I can't remember it's exact name except that I know it when I see it, and it comes in a mason jar.
Wow. THat was useless, but possibly entertaining at least...
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Date: 2006-12-15 09:03 pm (UTC)"You know what Rich People really like? Jam!"
"Really?"
"Really! If you want to say thank you to a Rich Person, send them a pot of jam! Raspberry... or.. strawberry. With a little red checked cloth on top of it. They love that."
Sadly, I don't know where to get jam online. I tend to either make it, or trade for it. In NYC I have a favorite jam, but I can't remember it's exact name except that I know it when I see it, and it comes in a mason jar.
Wow. THat was useless, but possibly entertaining at least...
N.
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Date: 2006-12-15 09:23 pm (UTC)In fact, this is for a Christmas present for rich people. Rich people we share very few interests with. But they like jam!
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Date: 2006-12-15 09:47 pm (UTC)N.
(who is now trying to not dissolve into giggles at her desk)