For Sale *CHEAP* Toddler, EUC

[rivka]

Interactive mid-sized toddler with multiple speech, game, and random motor activity modes available now. Price reduced for quick sale! Bid now. All reasonable offers considered.

Advanced vocabulary combines with excellent throwing arm to produce hours of varied entertainment. Similar models may request and throw crackers, cookies, etc. This model is additionally capable of requesting and throwing pomegranate seeds, glass of milk, bagel cream cheese, and mango, among others. Hundreds of possibilities prolong game cycles, reduce boredom, & provide an excellent variety of cleaning opportunities.

Innovative 0-to-60 protest mode hones reflexes and promotes rapid motor function. Can YOU respond to increasingly complicated requests before nuclear meltdown occurs? Challenge yourself!

All behavior and speech routines guaranteed not to wear out through hundreds of repetitions. Each verse of "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star," each reading of "Five Little Monkeys Play Hide and Seek," and each closing of a box toddler is not capable of opening independently occurs just as if the previous hundred instances had not occurred! Ideal for the obsessive-compulsive buyer or the Korsakoff's Syndrome patient.

Proximity alarm sounds if toddler is more than 6 inches from base unit (you), ensuring that your valuable property is in no danger of loss or theft. Alarm sounds cycle through three settings: wail, MAMA MAMA MAMA, and UPPY UPPY UPPY. One volume setting (HIGH).

Long-lasting power source means many, many, many hours of operation without the need to recharge. For efficient operation, toddler is programmed to resist recharging until every last particle of energy has been expended.

Excellent used condition. Right knee slightly abraded. Some dirt & stains on face - should respond to thorough cleaning. Toddler is sold AS IS. No refunds or returns.

33.5" high, 24lb. Please specify preferred shipping method. 15% discount if toddler is picked up by COB today.

Comments

[huladavid.livejournal.com]

Or an Australian Shepard (I think that's the name of the breed...). One warm spring day when I was up at the "family" dairy farm my nephews (both still in diaper) were playing with a coupla calves that'd gotten out of their pen. I kept a half eye on all the little animals, and then noticed that Pepper (the Aussie dog) was herding them.--both those with hooves and those with opposable thumbs...

[kalmn.livejournal.com]

whether or not the above two posters were serious about their suggestions, i totally am. if you can talk to your local rescue agencies and find a three or four year old small herding dog that is known to be good with kids, a person might consider it. you will then have two small mammals who can entertain each other, you will never again have to pick a cheerio up off the floor, and the dog will keep the kidlet out of trouble.

at least this is how i'm hoping it will work. me, i got the herding dog *first*. ;)

[xiphias.livejournal.com]

A friend of ours came from a humongous family out in Nebraska -- many siblings, many, many cousins.

They had an English sheepdog.

The toddlers would all go out to play on the playground, and the dog would watch them, and keep them out of trouble. When it was time to go home, they'd send the dog out, and the dog would cut out all of its flock from the larger herd of toddlers in the playground, and gather them at their parents.

[writingortyping.livejournal.com]

We have a four-and-a-half year old sheltie that would suit your purposes. We could only do a loaner though - we like him too much.

[rivka.livejournal.com]

I myself was partially raised by a Border Collie, so yes. I agree completely with your assessment.

However, most rescue agencies - well, okay, all the rescue agencies I've encountered - will not adopt to a family with an extremely young child.