More things I don't need...

[rivka]

Socks with holes in them.
A pair of big fluffy polartec socks in a weird garish print, received as a gift years ago and never taken out of the package.
Ugly free promotional T-shirts.
A lipstick, still in an unopened package, from before I met Michael.
A sweater I got in high school, which is still in good shape only because I haven't worn it in years.

I got rid of all but three of the T-shirts I've had since college. Since college. I graduated in 1994.

...It's kind of pathetic that I'm still holding onto three, isn't it?


Edited to add: OMG. Condoms that expired in 1998. (Don't worry - no one's been using them.)

Comments

[edschweppe.livejournal.com]

Condoms that expired in 1998
Don't pitch those yet - they're great OWL training aids, especially if they've noticeably deteriorated. After you show the youth a nice fresh condom, and talk about the importance of checking the expiration date, you can pull out one of those long-expired ones and demonstrate just what can go wrong.

[kcobweb.livejournal.com]

Actually, rivka - I am Teh Expert at breaking condoms with vaseline. I used to do it as part of the what-kind-of-lube-should-you-use discussion. I'd put the condom (a new one) over one hand, whip out some Vaseline and smear some on and start rubbing my hands together. I could break a condom - often quite *dramatically* - in less than 30 seconds, usually. It always made a big impression. :)

(If you decide to do this, definitely do practice at home a few times first to get the hang of it.)