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Terrifying words from one's three-year-old...
"I need these to work my Terrible Magic."
This was shortly followed by: "I'm going to cause something. Cause! Cause! Cause!"
This was shortly followed by: "I'm going to cause something. Cause! Cause! Cause!"
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"Cause!" reminds me of the time my 2yo sister came running to me and my mum full of alarm, shouting "Happened! Happened!"
What had happened, while mum and I were out of the kitchen discussing plans for my birthday party, involved the electric mixer being turned on and spraying chocolate cake batter all over the kitchen. A more complete story of the incident was not available.
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Now you need to introduce her to real oobleck (http://www.instructables.com/id/Oobleck/). (Although I recommend omitting the coloring).
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Dale also commented on the birthday pictures, "She's developing a Spock eyebrow. Be afraid. Be very afraid."
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And what's your costume Esther?
An EVIL princess...
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Um...you might want to hide any small critters that might be in the neighbourhood. And perhaps look for the duct tape :-)
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I seem to recall that Alex knew that the Yankees were bad from an exceptionally young age...
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She blames Roald Dahl.
Cause, cause