...please don't let me get hit by a bus or something and taken to the ER today. Not when I've got a big wooden penis model stuck in my purse next to my wallet and appointment book and iPod. And a dental dam.
Not in my purse. I have some male and female condoms at home, in a shoebox-sized storage container with birth control pills, a birth control patch, a birth control ring, a diaphragm, spermicidal jelly, a Today sponge (I didn't even know you could still get those), and Plan B.
Do you think that Hypothetical Attractive Person might think that was overkill?
That depends. Are you trying to attract a Hypothetical Extremely Cautious Person? It seems like hypothetically appropriate bait. (Or, for hypothetical attraction of extremely cautious people without mixed company, there are other ways to display belt and suspenders.)
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Do you think that Hypothetical Attractive Person might think that was overkill?
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