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rivkaBreaking news from the McCain campaign: God is a petty, puffed-up, status-crazy adolescent.
It really makes you wonder: if they really believe that God is this way, why would they worship him?
It really makes you wonder: if they really believe that God is this way, why would they worship him?
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Date: 2008-10-14 01:32 am (UTC)Silly Unitarian. Because He's BIG. And TOUGH. And if you don't worship Him, He'll kick your ass.
What other reason for worshipping a particular god COULD there be? That's why it's IMPORTANT that He kicks those other gods' asses. If He DOESN'T kick those other gods' asses, then He's NOT the biggest and the toughest, and that pastor is going to have to go worship whatever god DOES win.
And that pastor isn't going to like it, because he totally loses all his seniority and banked vacation days when he changes gods. So his god had BETTER win.
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Date: 2008-10-14 01:38 am (UTC)And that pastor isn't going to like it, because he totally loses all his seniority and banked vacation days when he changes gods.
*brilliant*
N.
(giggling madly)
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Date: 2008-10-14 06:45 am (UTC)Me too!