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[rivka]

I never received the Melissa virus. I never received the I Love You virus. I've never been forwarded a copy of the Nieman Marcus cookie recipe by a friend who thought it was for real.

But by golly, today I've joined the Internet Community in full. I got a Nigerian scam solicitation in my inbox. I feel so much more a part of things now.

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[rivka.livejournal.com]

You did forward it to "the authorities" who like to track such things, yes?

I did, with the entire message path.

And...careful what you wish for. I'm sorely tempted to fulfill that empty spot in your netizenship and send you samples of all those. Well, not the cookie recipe, because I've known it's not real for a long, long time. (I don't think I ever thought it was real...)

...but I hear that they're good.

You wouldn't send me viruses. I would give you my killer mournful look, and you'd be slain with guilt.

[trinker.livejournal.com]

Slain with guilt?! Wow. I had no idea you were so powerful. And from a distance, too!