rivka: (snorkeler)
rivka ([personal profile] rivka) wrote2008-05-09 10:35 am
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Dear God...

...please don't let me get hit by a bus or something and taken to the ER today. Not when I've got a big wooden penis model stuck in my purse next to my wallet and appointment book and iPod. And a dental dam.

kthxbai,
Rivka

[identity profile] browse.livejournal.com 2008-05-09 03:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Umm, when the kids today talk about someone "sporting wood", that's not really what they mean. Just so you know. :-)

[identity profile] rivka.livejournal.com 2008-05-09 05:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Crap! I was trying so hard to be hip.

[identity profile] lerryn.livejournal.com 2008-05-10 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
I am so glad I didn't have a drink in my hand reading that or it would be all over my keyboard.