Dear God...

[rivka]

...please don't let me get hit by a bus or something and taken to the ER today. Not when I've got a big wooden penis model stuck in my purse next to my wallet and appointment book and iPod. And a dental dam.

kthxbai,
Rivka

Comments

[browse.livejournal.com]

Umm, when the kids today talk about someone "sporting wood", that's not really what they mean. Just so you know. :-)

[rivka.livejournal.com]

Crap! I was trying so hard to be hip.

[lerryn.livejournal.com]

I am so glad I didn't have a drink in my hand reading that or it would be all over my keyboard.