Dear God...

[rivka]

...please don't let me get hit by a bus or something and taken to the ER today. Not when I've got a big wooden penis model stuck in my purse next to my wallet and appointment book and iPod. And a dental dam.

kthxbai,
Rivka

Comments

[namedphoenix.livejournal.com]

baaaahhaa. That's the most hilarious thing, ever.

And no, don't get hit by a bus. And don't do that any day, either.

PS

[namedphoenix.livejournal.com]

Did I ever actually tell you that I friended you? Hello! I love reading your stuff