Dear God...

[rivka]

...please don't let me get hit by a bus or something and taken to the ER today. Not when I've got a big wooden penis model stuck in my purse next to my wallet and appointment book and iPod. And a dental dam.

kthxbai,
Rivka

Comments

[wild-irises.livejournal.com]

I kind of see it the other way. Getting hit by a bus is always bad, but at least today it would have some amusing aspects ...