Dear God...

[rivka]

...please don't let me get hit by a bus or something and taken to the ER today. Not when I've got a big wooden penis model stuck in my purse next to my wallet and appointment book and iPod. And a dental dam.

kthxbai,
Rivka

Comments

[kcobweb.livejournal.com]

Hee! Been there, done that. :)
(Not hit by a bus though - the other part.)

[janetmiles.livejournal.com]

While I have never carried a wooden penis and a dental dam in my purse, I have been hit by a truck. I don't recommend it.