Ineffective ways of proving you're not an alcoholic.

[rivka]

rivka: Do you drink alcohol?
Interviewee: Yes.
rivka: Do you drink every day?
Interviewee: No, no, I've missed days.
rivka: *inquiring look*
Interviewee: Well, like when I don't have the money.

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[rickvs.livejournal.com]

On the scale of "probable alcoholics", would the following exchange rate higher or lower than your example?

Q: Do you drink every day?
A: I don't remember...